[SoothingDave]

Mmmmm, I'll have the double-myoblastburger with pasteurized process cheese-food product, fries and a coke.

Putting on airs? Pasteurized process cheese spread not good enough for ya now? ;-)

SD

[Petronski]

I think the spread is the higher form. "Cheese-food product" cannot quite bring itself to claim to be food at all.

"Food? Maybe. Let's just say it's a 'product.'"