I've already sold it to your next door neighbor. By the way, they said your digital coffemaker bugs the heck out of them when you use the auto timer. The gurgling's annoying early in the morning.
My next door neighbor bugs the heck out of me already, so I'm not going to worry about them. (I think they're libs.)
This thread is scary, isn't it? My vote is that you find some nice guy, age between 20-50, suck up Big time, then take him with you to pick out your TV!
I remember once when the cat stepped on our Dish TV remote and it took me a couple of days to figure out how to fix the blasted thing.
I'm going to bed now. This thread has made me feel like I'm about 110 tonight, and I need rest.
GOOD LUCK!