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To: This Just In

Starbucks? I've never been in one. Never used a cell phone. Never used the CD burner. This is all scary stuff!


19 posted on 11/29/2005 11:51:19 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: Thinkin' Gal

Well, if you should ever decide to venture into a Starbucks, be prepared. Oh, if you wish to look like a city slicker go to the toy dept. at WalMart and purchase a faux cell fone :^).
Walk in and pretend you are talking on the phone. You'll fit right in. And should you suffer the same mistake as I, redirect attention. Speak loudly into the phone and pretend the person on the other line caused you to mess up.


38 posted on 11/30/2005 12:12:39 AM PST by This Just In ("Those are my principles, if you don't like them, I've got others" - Groucho Marx)
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