[peacebaby]

I made an effort?

Cooking spagetti and the buzzer goes off, and I told it to shut the f*ck up.

I am no SUSIE HOMEMAKER.

[Eaker]

Cooking spagetti and the buzzer goes off, and I told it to shut the f*ck up.

Pretty standard around my home.

We tell the power company that they wouldn't dare shut our power off. They usually time it just right to make the spagetti come out perfect. Break out a candle and a bottle of wine.

That's living!