[Larry Lucido]

I've never, ever refused to assist a woman in a short skirt to climb a ladder, any kind of ladder.

[Dashing Dasher]

Even if she doesn't want to climb it?

[King Prout]

I've never, ever refused to assist a woman in a short skirt to climb a ladder, any kind of ladder.

never be so courteous to the "ton-weights"...
1. the view would probably be lethal
2. the ladder is liable to fail
3. if she falls on you, they'll never be able to retrieve your body, save by C-section.