To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...
"If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must come, even if she is by the stove,"Sorry, I had to laugh a little at this line. Even if she's by the stove...LOL!!!
We need to kick the falafel outta this guy.
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To: Dashing Dasher
falafel -lol
"If a man invites his wife to bed and she refuses, ... "
If I decide to INVITE him into my bed, he should be humbled and gratified.
19 posted on
11/28/2005 2:16:58 PM PST by
peacebaby
(I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
To: Dashing Dasher
They claim she must be willing. They claim that she must want it
Well.....I am trying to find the words but they are not coming to me
20 posted on
11/28/2005 2:17:17 PM PST by
PaulaB
(You were pumping iron as I was pumping irony)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL....
They issued a severe warning against to any wife who rebels against her husband in bed.
Some men like a little rebellion in bed!
37 posted on
11/28/2005 2:23:18 PM PST by
colorcountry
(That's what happens when you fall for a pistol. (No, no, I don't mean no gun.))
To: Dashing Dasher
the angels curse her until she wakes up in the morning. I wonder what the angels were saying while Mohamed was out bopin' the goats all afternoon?
To: Dashing Dasher
I think this is great. Mrs. r-q-tek submits to me whenever I demand it!
That is, of course, if she's in the mood AND it's our anniversary/my birthday/father's day AND I haven't done anything to piss her of...
51 posted on
11/28/2005 2:30:31 PM PST by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: Dashing Dasher
Hey, even the muzzies get something right once in a while.
(Now I just hope my Taurus can outrun a Pitts Special!)
To: Dashing Dasher
"or maybe he saw something"!!!
Strange, strange, people. Lucky to get me in the kitchen and bed on the same night!!
68 posted on
11/28/2005 2:41:34 PM PST by
Auntbee
(I love football season!!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I can only get myself into trouble on this thread so I will shut up now.
73 posted on
11/28/2005 2:45:24 PM PST by
rattrap
To: Dashing Dasher
"...the stove"
What's that???? LOL!
To: Dashing Dasher
"If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must come, even if she is by the stove," LOL....sounds just like my EX-husband!
123 posted on
11/28/2005 3:52:11 PM PST by
SweetCaroline
(What shall it profit a person if they gain a million dollars, but looses their soul?)
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