Re your question on who is the father.
You've heard it here first. Put your tin-foil hat on but be prepared for it to be true. I think Ron Hubbard probably had some sperm frozen before he died and Katie Holmes has been impregnated with it. We have some Rosemary's Baby action going on. If that baby has red hair - you know I'm right!
Your theory is the most plausible -- and the most terrifying.