Nick Lachey is a former man-bander and he was on the college football gameday show on ESPN a couple times this year.
If you've seen their show before, Nick spent a lot of time in strip bars and the Playboy Mansion.
I ask you, if you had Jessica Simpson at home, why would you want to frequent strip bars?
Unless, of course, you were a total idiot.
Which seems to fit Nick...by the way.