[Sonny M]

For your comments and enjoyment.

[Sonny M]

ping.

[misterrob]

Dear Heartbroken Mom: Go the gym, lose 20lbs (as this is why your hubbie left you in the first place, you Cow) and then go out and sleep with ten of his friends. Tell them how inadequate he was and that will handle that.

Dear Human Being in Atlanta: Shut up and quit whining.

Dear Not: be sure to tell everyone at the table that you have proof that the kid's dad is someone different than the birthday boy. Burp loudly then leave.

[martin_fierro]