Seen some in the Blue Ridge like that. Crooked land and a lot of water just don't mix!
You may consider packaging and shipping some of it to Texas. Label it with:
"This is actual rain."
A couple of years ago some dude wanted to ship our excess water south in huge rubber bladders towed by tugs. They were about as big a medium size submarine. Nothing came of it.
I just had to use a umbrella for the first time to walk to our mail box 200 feet down the drive...