NASCAR Chairman, Brian France purchased not a single team but the entire National Football League. “We feel that the combination of players and drivers on the same field/track at the same time we’ll bring excitement to the new sport of NASCAR-ball never before seen…besides it will be nice to no longer have to worry bout catching them in the TV ratings.”
France added that the “Chase for the Cup” would be more thrilling as well:
--(cont'd from front page) “When a driver is in the top ten in points, their pit crews will have to get through a wall of linebackers in order to complete a pit stop…that should make for some real excitement.”
Well it beats the dumb movies Speed TV is showing lately...
It was either that or the note from the CIA about visiting 13 illegal websites. ;)
I'll be baaaack!
He's now qualified for this award: