[Sonny M]

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[Krodg]

I have high blood pressure and irritable bowel syndrome, and my job stress causes my stomach acid to back up in my throat. I talk on the phone all day, and I can't take time off to let my vocal cords recuperate. Please help.

Take a couple of months off to heal your delicate vocal cords, but make sure to have internet access so that you can continue to scream "Bush's fault". If after 2-3 months/years, your mother decides to unlock the basement door, you can look for a new job.

Please note that you will have to stock up on Depends because job interviews are soooo stressful and your options are very limited. Remember, you have delicate vocal cords and your fingers are now bloody pulps. BTW, let me know if you find that perfect job...the one where you get paid to sit in a room by yourself doing nothing but thinking.

Hope my advice helps.