[Oztrich Boy]

A representative at The Home Depot's law firm — Palmer, Reifler and Associates of Orlando, Fla. — said it has not yet received Panorelli's file, but that its lawyers typically determine a civil penalty within six to eight weeks and send a bill to the accused person.

Couldn't they talk their clients out of making asses of themselves in less time than that?

[Welsh Rabbit]

If they're smart, they'll give Mr. Panorelli a gift card and an apology. This whole situation is terrible PR.