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Man Accused Of Attacking Girlfriend With Cactus
Yahoo ^ | 11/18/05

Posted on 11/19/2005 9:10:45 AM PST by ZGuy

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To: Slings and Arrows
You know San Francisco is gonna make everyone turn over their cactuseses now.

If you see a cacti, tell an adult.

21 posted on 11/19/2005 10:53:44 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Slings and Arrows
God, I'm stupid.

If you see some cacti, or a cactus.

Next thing you know I'll be mauling myself with my own cactus while cleaning it. I am that dumb.

22 posted on 11/19/2005 10:56:43 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Wisconsin ping pong.


23 posted on 11/19/2005 11:16:38 AM PST by phantomworker (A new day! Begin it serenely; with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

"What a prick."

ROFLMCactusO!


24 posted on 11/19/2005 11:18:32 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: phantomworker

Thanks. Sounds painful for the victim, but it's nice to know that one can be sentenced to ten years for pulling this kind of stuff.

Next time I'm mad at DH, I'll remember to just "walk away from the cactus..." LOL!

My Mom has an amazing cactus garden. When it blooms, which is most of the summer, it is a sight to see. Yep. In Wisconsin, even!


25 posted on 11/19/2005 11:22:33 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: pbrown

I hope it wasn't one that had lots of hairs. Those hurt more than the spines and can be harder to remove. Not fun thing to do to someone at all.


26 posted on 11/19/2005 11:26:14 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: ZGuy
"He will appear in court Wednesday."

That is, if he doesn't get stuck...

27 posted on 11/19/2005 11:42:26 AM PST by melt (If judges were jewels... Justice Ginsberg would be the Supreme Quartz.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It's a prickly situation.


28 posted on 11/19/2005 1:16:38 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: NRA1995

They can have my cactus only after they pry it from my cold, dead fingers...


29 posted on 11/19/2005 1:18:35 PM PST by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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To: Experiment 6-2-6

First it's the coconuts - now it's the cacti. Make up yer mind, willya?


30 posted on 11/19/2005 2:00:17 PM PST by Felicity Fahrquar
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