"They chanted "Try it on!" while trying to drag me into the store.
Mall security?
The dude walked away saying that I was on my own."
LOL! The security guy isn't getting paid enough to go into that lion's den.
I was literally holding onto the railing for dear life and hovering horizontal two feet in the air, and this guy walks away.
And the only thing I was thinking about at the time was, "Her father is gonna have my hide nailed to his door." in relation to the one preachers kid.
Her father was a family friend.
And she was the one shouting 'try it on' the loudest.
But the security guy walking away made it seem all the more surreal.
And then there is the song by The Donnas titled "Take It Off".