I was finally able to convince Joe not to go riding in these.
(I kid, I kid!)
Posted on 11/16/2005 3:23:25 PM PST by pissant
Unless one is wearing them to the nearest street corner!
MM
PING!!!! LOL
Cruel Shoes
Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair..."
"No, not one more pair... Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..."
Anna interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"
Carlo looked incredulous. "No Anna, you don't understand, you see the cruel shoes are..."
"Get them!"
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had aright angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..."
"Put them on me."
"But..."
"Put them on me!"
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."
Do you know that I thought
of you right off
cause I know you LOVE heels like me
the next heel thread I am on
I will give you a ring ;)
I was finally able to convince Joe not to go riding in these.
(I kid, I kid!)
I missed that one! LOL
Yeah, she's modest like that in front of everyone else. And I'm way too jealous to handle the consequences! 5'4", 105 lbs, and those boots in public- no, not gonna happen.
Nice shoes, I always found the ones with a strap around the ankle most attractive on a woman.
Saying for today:
Shop till you drop, THEN sit down and buy SHOES!
But he usually skips the jeans, no?
eeeeeewww!!
He's covered in fur like a yeti, so it's not so bad. LOL
When Mr PaulaB
asks why I need so many pairs
I calmy explain
that there are shoes for the public
and then there are shoes for him
I don't get asked after that..money
well spent is his thinking
**sigh** its good to be a woman ;)
Yup, I like the strap too, but have to admit, Paula's black shoes were nicer :o)
MM
You need to hang out with my wife. I would LOVE more of that attitide in my house!
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I'm going to assume you really were just trying to start trouble with this one, so I'll be nice.
I am taller than most men (unless, of course, I would have the good fortune to be in a room with an NFL football team),and I still wear high heels. Pumps, boots, stilettos, wedges, you name it, I wear it. Flats are ugly.
Of course I mostly wear flip flops and tennis shoes, or no shoes at all.
But if I am gonna dress up to look nice or cool, I will not hesitate to be taller than my husband. Which he hates. But I don't care.
A bag over her head and she isn't half bad! ;o)
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