I think my favorite was when she was in Croatia walking around on the shore of a tiny island in the Adriatic with her brother and a Croatian popstar dude.
She went on this rambling monologue about how beautiful it was, that she felt like they were at an extreme elevation looking down on the whole ocean and asked if the island were one of the highest points on the world's surface.
The Croatian crooner looked puzzled and said: "But we are only a meter above sealevel . . . " and her brother shot him a look as if to say: "Everyone knows she's a moron - just play along like I do."
ROFLOL!!!