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And all this time I just figured she put out on the first date. |
Posted on 11/14/2005 8:21:38 PM PST by nickcarraway
Actress Angelina Jolie allegedly used her knowledge of the dark art, Voodoo, to lure Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston.
A friend of Aniston disclosed that Jolie had given Brad a vial which contained some grey powder, that the actor later revealed to be the remains of a bat. The vial was ostensibly to keep Brad safe, but according to Dr Snake, a voodoo expert, the powder may have instead been a charm to lure the actor away from his wife.
He said that one Voodoo spell uses the bat's heart to break-up a love affair or marriage.
"One dark voodoo spell uses Bat's Heart Incense, which is burnt to break up a love affair or marriage," Femalefirst quoted Doctor Snake as saying, on the website Softpedia.
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And all this time I just figured she put out on the first date. |
I don't think it will be lasting.
I don't think she needed any special help to lure Brad..just her natural assets
Dr. Snake is great! I can vouch for him ... I have all my voodoo work done by Dr. Snake.
I don't see how this would be possible, unless you were married to Count Dracula.
Ok, I call no singing "Black Magic Woman".
The stuff that gets taken seriously.
It was Voodoo. Just ask Dr John
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
I'd of said the right thing
But I must have used the wrong line
I been in the right trip
But I must have used the wrong car
My head was in a bad place
And I'm wondering what it's good for
I been the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
My head was in a place
But I'm having such a good time
I been running trying to get hung up in my mind
Got to give myself a little talking to this time
Just need a little brain salad surgery
Got to cure this insecurity
I been in the wrong place
But it must have been the right time
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong song
I been in the right vein
But it seems like the wrong arm
I been in the right world
But it seems wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
Slipping, dodging ,sneaking
Creeping hiding out down the street
See me life shaking with every who I meet
Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go to get on out of here
I been in the right place
But it must have been the wrong time
I'd have said the right thing
But I must have used the wrong line
I'd a took the right road
But I must have took a wrong turn
Would have made the right move
But I made it at the wrong time
I been on the right road
But I must have used the wrong car
My head was in a good place
And I wonder what it's bad for
Thorton may be looking for OJ's hit man in this war of vials. She had better look out.
I can't decide if this is humor or oddly bizarre news. But, honestly - when has the Hindu Times been wrong before?
Either way - it's worth a giggle....
My wife's already given me permission to run off with Angelina, just so she gets to run off with Brad.
Up to 5XL? That must be funny.
I have so many bad thoughts in my head right now....
I'm still explaining the other articles of clothing you've left here. :-)
This is the woman who made out with her brother on national television. This is probably normal for her.
You've been wearing my bra for a while haven't you!
;-)
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