I had a boss years ago who was a Scientologist nutter.... She and her baby girl never saw her husband, because he was basically doing slave labor
all the time down in Southern Cal building some Scientology celebrity retreat or such. (Of course, slave labor might have been preferable to life with my boss....)
If you want to have fun, look over the pages and pages of cookie-cutter testimonials to Scientology , each with their own vacuous favorite L. Ron Hubbard quote.