The old rule is to never eat the meat of a scavenger.
Start this stuff, and we will be reading about Mad Crow and Sea Gull diseases.
A Lobstermen's Association attorney will contact you shortly. Meanwhile, the Maine economy (make that the "so-called economy,") has already taken a severe nosedive because of your incredibly insensitive remarks about the Lobster's place in the food chain.
Yes Grampa, many a Maine home will just have to do without Christmas this year. And it's going to be all your fault. Or George Bush's.
You had better eat crow, before this turns into a real Depression.
A good rule invented by God...