Okay lets modify that a little.
Don't eat the meat of any scavenger with wings, holves, or paws.
I will have the Crabbers on the West Coast after me as well as the Lobstermen.
Great. Now I'm hungry again.
Maine does not have a 'West Coast.' But thanks for taking a bite of crow. I will post your amended remarks in the haunts of the lobstermen. I am sure it will bring a smile of gratitude to the faces of those who have not already committed suicide.
Speaking of birds and diet, an unemployed downeast lobsterman was arrested for shooting a Spotted Owl. Since he was just trying to put food on his kids' table, the judge let him off with a warning.
As he was leaving court, the Judge asked, "Say, what does a Spotted Owl taste like, anyway?" The Downeaster thought a moment, then replied,
"Well, your Honor, it's a lot more tender than Bald Eagle, but not as good as California Condor."