Hey, I always check the clearance/reduced for quick sale aisle at Wal-mart. I found a chainsaw for $13.00 a few years ago. It still works great, and there's nothing more empowering to a frumpy housefrau than a chain saw.
My missus says I'm dangerous near chainsaws.
I am banned from yardwork due to my malignant talent for unintended destruction.
(About the only thing I do right yardwork wise is care for roses..)