"I don't wanna get drafted, I don't wanna go I don't wanna get drafted, no no no Wars are really ugly they're dirty and they're cold I don't want somebody to shoot me in the fox hole, fox hole"--Frank Zappa
The original op-ed by the college student:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1517458/posts
That, and hippie chix were easy.