Dear lord!
That actually happened (er, was done by) someone I knew in college.
(again, I wasn't there, I was just told about it ;) )
Except it was bed sheets, but the knife was the same and she was preggers
(or so I was told).
A wise man once said "All of lifes big problems include the words indictment or inoperable. Everything else is small stuff. "
the knife was the same and she was preggers
He'd probably make an exception for that.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,