[Millee]

Darcy is the one on the left.

[cynicom]

What a dog.

[Maximus of Texas]

She's ok but I'm not sure she requires a bouncer. I think she must be pretty high on herself.

Of course, she could avoid a lot of this if she would just put her baby feeders back in their pouch.

[mtbopfuyn]

What does she do to bring on all the throng of admirers? And what or who is her husband doing while she's out clubbing with her girlfriends? If the clubs she frequents are so bad she needs 3 bodyguards, perhaps she should consider taking up knitting.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Skankorexic.

[wallcrawlr]

For $10 an hour

....hmmm, thats seems cheap...are there other perks to the job?

[WhiteGuy]

She's cute!

I think she needs to get off the "barf after every meal" diet.........

[EX52D]

She needs a sammich or two!

[The_Victor]

Who the heck is Darcy Smith, and why should I care?

[LongElegantLegs]

If you're going to go out in a shirt that screams "Grab my goodies!", I guess this makes sense...

[teenyelliott]

I have to say, I used to have a bodyguard when I was a bartender. He was a biker ex-con friend of mine, and I didn't have to pay him anything. He took care of me cause he was my friend. He saved my butt more than once! Sometimes we'd scare the crap out of bothersome boys just for the fun of it.

Men can be rather relentless.

[Dashing Dasher]

If she needs a private bouncer or two - imagine how many we'll need!

Perhaps we could hire the French Foreign Legion - they don't seem to be doing anything these days!

[Tax-chick]

The one on the right has a pretty face, in a stuned sort of way.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Smith is married and owns the West Village restaurant Andavi with her husband David Kokakis. But waving her ring does little to dissuade cocky New Yorkers.

Q: If she is married, what (in the hell!) is she doing hanging around in nightclubs by herself?

A: She is an attention-seeking Barbie who gets validation by encouraging men to buy her drinks and hit on her. Only she has taken her arrogance one step further by hiring Sluggo, here, to do her dirty work and weed out the more officious members of the male population that she amuses herself by attracting.

Her husband must be a real moron.

[DJ MacWoW]

I could solve uglys problem for her. Since she's married, she could STAY THE HE!! HOME. Her "type" embodies what's wrong with the younger set.

[verity]

New Yawkers - - what else can one expect.

[NYCVirago]

Women like Darcy crack me up (and I'm a woman, btw). They constantly flash their wares, then whine and moan if somebody actually notices and comments on said wares. Incidentally, her cleavage is about all she's got going for her -- she's definitely got a butter face.

Not to mention that this woman is married. Perhaps hubby needs to get a spine and keep his wife at home.

Newsflash -- if you don't want male attention, don't sashay around nightclubs with your breasts hanging out of your top.