PRIVATE BOUNCER

NY Post ^ | 11/10/05 | BRIAN NIEMIETZ

[Millee]

Darcy is the one on the left.

[cynicom]

What a dog.

[Maximus of Texas]

She's ok but I'm not sure she requires a bouncer. I think she must be pretty high on herself.

Of course, she could avoid a lot of this if she would just put her baby feeders back in their pouch.

[Millee]

I know "no means no", but maybe if they'd stop wearing lingerie in public it wouldn't be such an issue. I mean that's the #1 reason I don't taunt the fellas by wearing my flannel granny gown out in public.

[mtbopfuyn]

What does she do to bring on all the throng of admirers? And what or who is her husband doing while she's out clubbing with her girlfriends? If the clubs she frequents are so bad she needs 3 bodyguards, perhaps she should consider taking up knitting.

[Millee]

Maxi!! Don't you dare turn this into a breast feeding thread!!! {{{shudder}}}

[Tijeras_Slim]

Skankorexic.

[wallcrawlr]

For $10 an hour

....hmmm, thats seems cheap...are there other perks to the job?

[WhiteGuy]

She's cute!

I think she needs to get off the "barf after every meal" diet.........

[EX52D]

She needs a sammich or two!

[BreitbartSentMe]

Of course, she could avoid a lot of this if she would just put her baby feeders back in their pouch.

See, that's why I don't let the twins out in public, all hell would break loose....

[martin_fierro]

Flannel gets me hot.

[Maximus of Texas]

Well, at bars, yes, but its ok to it here on FR.

[The_Victor]

Who the heck is Darcy Smith, and why should I care?

[LongElegantLegs]

If you're going to go out in a shirt that screams "Grab my goodies!", I guess this makes sense...

[BreitbartSentMe]

Well alrighty then, here you go.



What do you think??



Ok, show's over....

[Maximus of Texas]

Very nice. Your cam worked very well. Too bad the rest of the FReepers missed the show.

[johnny7]

Not the type you bring to YOUR apartment.

[SweetCaroline]

......granny gowns attract men all the time!

(cough cough)

[SweetCaroline]

....over here!