[CTOCS]

You're welcome. Proud to have served.

Some years ago, I had radiating chest pains that went all the way down my left arm. Fearing a heart attack, I went to the saw bones. All the tests came back negative. He asked me how much coffee I drank. I told him 10+cups a day. He asked if I ate spicy foods. I said, "hey, I'm Italian". He asked about smoking. Yes, I smoke. Alcohol. Yes, I drink.

In the end he told me that for 3 months he wanted -

1. No coffee
2. No spicy foods
3. No cigarettes
4. No alcohol
5. No sex

I told him to just take me out back and shoot me!

[teenyelliott]

1. No coffee 2. No spicy foods 3. No cigarettes 4. No alcohol 5. No sex

I'm sorry, but that's not living. Who wants to live to be 100 if you have no joy????

[Jaysun]

In the end he told me that for 3 months he wanted -

1. No coffee
2. No spicy foods
3. No cigarettes
4. No alcohol
5. No sex

I told him to just take me out back and shoot me!

Oh my God man what a quack. Was he wearing fishnet speedos and a leather vest, maybe carried a horse whip? He sounds like a sadist.