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To: Jaysun
coffee and nicotine

breakfast of champions

kept me alive for years

31 posted on 11/10/2005 6:48:59 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott
coffee and nicotine
breakfast of champions
kept me alive for years


You've almost described the "Fountain of Youth" but I would add two things. My Great Grandfather always said, "Don't forget your booze. And eat your lard....gotta eat your lard boy."

So I'd say that if you add a small bowl of Crisco and a giant glass of whiskey to that lineup you can live forever.
40 posted on 11/10/2005 6:57:33 AM PST by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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To: teenyelliott
"coffee and nicotine"

Mmmmmmmmmm, coffee and an Avanti cigar. My favorite snack.

48 posted on 11/10/2005 7:23:52 AM PST by Enterprise (The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
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