[Jaysun]

And cereal should be eaten with champagne on it instead of milk.

Without question. I like my cereal floating in a liter of vodka. Champagne for the kids though, it might really cause a stink if they went to kindergarten reeking of vodka.

[Vor Lady]

...reeking of vodka.... I was under the impression that vodka, at least Stoli, has no smell. Have I been operating under a false assumption?