Working For The Weekend Wednesday

[PaulaB]

Good morning...Wednesday is here!!!

Let's have a good laugh to get through it

[Dashing Dasher]

DASHER JOKE #2

In College, we had two guys that just wanted to hang with us - even though they weren't in our "league" - so, we would basically torture them.

We'd all go out and party - they didn't have the ... stamina that we did - and would pass out first.

We used to shave half their mustache or Sharpee their faces, or the worst one - shave one eyebrow.

UGGG!!

Then... anyone who passed out would get lipstick from head to toe. Do you know how hard lipstick is to get off your skin? Almost as bad as Sharpee!

;-)

One guy passed out and fell over a barstool onto my foot and broke my foot. We lipsticked him from head to toe and threw him into the bushes. This bar we used to frequent actually had a stretcher in the back for just such occasions.

I miss college.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'll never come visit you! :)

[Dashing Dasher]

Just don't pass out!

Thems the rules!

[Peepster]

Ok if I come along today?

I just got over the flu...ughgh. So much for the "flu shot"

[PaulaB]

Putting you on ping list now...

flu or no flu ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

DASHER's FRIEND JOKE #3

A very good, yet severely demented friend of mine...

He owns a business in a large city and was summoned to court for some ridiculous business licensing thing. He showed up for court in this outfit.

His (Jewish) attorney nearly pee'd his pants.

The Judge couldn't do a thing - and he won the case.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Conference call: "The YBR NIS to LDAP project is causing autofs UID/GID problems with AIX... GSOC ITTs show a drastic ITAM throttle..."

LOL! Oh, shoot me now...

[EX52D]

My ex-husband and I used to constantly joke with each other. I had this habit of just "disappearing" on him whether it be in a department store (I used to hide in those round racks with hanging pants), or a cardboard box, or whatever. I was running out of places to hide where we lived, and got inside the dryer one time. I think it took him almost 1/2 hour to find me. I kept hearing him go outside, come back in. I could see him the whole time and he looked right at the dryer and mumbled "there's no way you could get in there". When I burst out of the dryer, he jumped back, tripped, and fell back against the wall. He didn't get hurt, but the total look of surprise on his face was classic.

[Dashing Dasher]

A bunch of guys at my airport actually volunteer at the Iditarod each year. A few of them live in tents at a check point and others work the media center, etc. etc.

Check that out - it might be a nice way to experience the event.

[PaulaB]

LOL

We use to have a contest on who
could drink the most Southern Comfort
before losing it....if you went to the bathroom you paid the price
As a ritual we would poor a little
Southern Comfort on our pizza box
and light it on fire....

Yes its a wonder I am still living

[Maximus of Texas]

Something tells me that if I went drinking with you and Teeny... I shudder at what might happen.

[EX52D]

That is funny, I used to paint my ex-husband's toenails when he was sleeping...he would never notice until he was in the bathroom. Then I would hear this "What the **ck is this?"

[Dashing Dasher]

DASHER JOKE #4

College again...

One of the other "hangers on"...

We used to play High Low Darts and put him on the team where he would always lose (we rigged it - so shoot me). And after every game - you had to chug a beer(LOVE COLLEGE!!!).

Well, when he wasn't looking, we would add a shot of grain alcohol to his beer. He'd last about 2 or three games and then pass out, we'd lipstick or Sharpee him and then head out to the real party.

He STILL came over every weekend.

[Dashing Dasher]

You'd end up on the side of the road in nothing but your socks.

And you'd like. it.

[Dashing Dasher]

I did that to my (male) roommate in college!

Boy, he loved living with me!


He bagged pretty much all of my friends too.

[conservativebabe]

Hello everyone! I will try to stay light-hearted. Having a bit of a difficult week so far, so I am hoping to be cheered up by you folks today.

[counterpunch]

Today is the day you get to start keeping the money you earned this week!

[PaulaB]

You have come to the right group love....

[Fierce Allegiance]

[hattend]

You'll love it!

I got one for my birthday. After getting an oil problem worked out the firsst time I used it, it was active for 4 days at the Reno Air Races.

Next year, they're supposed to have a gas blender "race" at the Air races. It'll be fun watching drunk, out of shape people running up and down the box seat areas.