Nope, just whipped.
I have been buying organic foods and candles for years! I never knew I was a YEEGADS Metrosexual!!
I'm laid off and have been helping my old man out with his bakery distribution business. We sell organic bread and muffins and other crap to Wholefoods. I gotta tell you that place is a friggin FREAK show. I swear these people have an orgasm at every new organic vegan nasty item they see on the shelf.
For some reason watching one of these mutants spend 25 minutes picking out what gluten-free, dairy-free, organic, antibiotic-free, soy, vegan, low trans-fat, flax seed, taste-free container of Yogurt drives me INSANE!