You've obviously never had your bikini line waxed!
It's MUCH worse than "burning off your eyebrows using a zippo to check the level of the W296 in your measure!"
When I raced bicycles in the 80's and early 90's I did the leg shaving thing. Actually tried an epliady in the store... talk about pain!
(Having admitted that on the open forum, my life is over....)