[Flux Capacitor]

I'd like to rent a Negro. I sure could use somebody to cook my meals and clean up my apartment and pick my cotton (own a half-interest in a cotton field). I hear Negroes have always been good for that kind of work. Hee hee hee!

(*slaps forehead*) Oh, thaaaaaat's right.... if I respond to this all-in-good-fun stuff in kind then I'm a RACIST.

-Dan

[Tzimisce]

Well we all know white people are racist. They can't help it. It's just a part of their genetics - ask Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, etc.

And that's not a racist statement, because whites (especially the males) have had everything handed to them. And we just know that's a fact.