Some of you may have seen this before but the younger Freepers will enjoy this!
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
2 posted on
11/05/2005 8:12:53 AM PST by
truthkeeper
(It's the borders, stupid.)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Not a Burma Shave sign but one in Assam, India caught my eye.
It was a narrow curvy blacktop and the road sign said "IN THIS CORNER GET HORNY".
3 posted on
11/05/2005 8:16:42 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I shot an error into the air. It's still going everywhere. R. A. HEINLEIN)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
Burma-Shave
Burma Page
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Nice and smooth
like a waxed zuccini
are women who wear
a low cut bikini
Burma-Shave.
5 posted on
11/05/2005 8:29:05 AM PST by
Rebelbase
(Food stamps, section-8, State paid Child support, etc. pay more than the min. wage.)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
FOR AWFUL JOKES
ONE MUST REPENT
IN CHAS AND MIKE
LIES PUN-ISHMMENT

6 posted on
11/05/2005 9:45:31 AM PST by
martin_fierro
(evil little shaver)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
TO THE SOLE OF HIS FEETS
A WELL-SHAVED BYRD
SLIPS INTO THE SHEETS
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
IN SPEEDOS BLACK
THAT LOOK SO SLIMMING
OLD TED SHAVES DOWN
TO HELP HIS SWIMMING
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Memories. I would give anything to transport today's young people to those years for just a little while- long enough for them to "get it"..
13 posted on
11/05/2005 1:12:53 PM PST by
SE Mom
(God Bless those who serve..)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
I remember this one:
Men with wiskers
under their noses
ought to kiss
like eskimos
14 posted on
11/05/2005 1:13:05 PM PST by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
HE GAINED SOME WEIGHT
HE GREW A BEARD
BUT ALGORE STAYS
FOREVER WEIRD
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
book on the subject (had at one point)
The Verse by the Side of the Road : The Story of the Burma-Shave Signs and Jingles (Paperback)
by Frank Rowsome Jr.
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
WEEP A BIT
FOR E.Z. LOTT
HE WAS LIT
HIS LIGHTS WERE NOT
--- Burma Shave
23 posted on
11/06/2005 12:45:51 PM PST by
SAJ
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