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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: fanfan; A CA Guy; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

Our cat got a small turkey ham for Christmas. It's his favorite thing to eat. LOL!


11,161 posted on 12/26/2005 3:31:04 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

That's sweet.

I bet he loved it.

Ours had turkey neck this morning.


11,162 posted on 12/26/2005 3:33:38 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL!!


11,163 posted on 12/26/2005 3:34:03 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Ours got leftovers!!


11,164 posted on 12/26/2005 3:35:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

He did.

Winston will be getting his Christmas gift after I get back to my apartment. I think I'm going to get a heater for the aquarium.


11,165 posted on 12/26/2005 3:35:09 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

I did give the dog and cat some baked ham as well. I think everything humans eat is a favorite of pets T76.

They cheat, my dog cuddles with all the people in the family during the movie we are watching. He goes from person to person making sure everyone pets him for a time.
Then it springs the trap when all get up at intermission for food and he goes to every person for some scraps expecting results.

This dog seems to almost have a business plan of operation going on here.


11,166 posted on 12/26/2005 3:36:14 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

When do you get home?


11,167 posted on 12/26/2005 3:37:13 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

A good Conservative dog.

He looks after himself, and works hard.

:-)


11,168 posted on 12/26/2005 3:38:23 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Oh, if he could get someone to carry him most places, he would.


11,169 posted on 12/26/2005 3:41:26 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan

In a couple of weeks. I'm not sure exactly when I'll go back.


11,170 posted on 12/26/2005 3:42:00 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

LOL!


11,171 posted on 12/26/2005 3:42:34 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy; fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite

A friend gave me some JLo perfume that she didn't want. I just tried it.

*sneezes*


11,172 posted on 12/26/2005 3:43:32 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

OK, so he's a lazy Conservative.

He is dog.

I think the job decsription involves sleeping, eating, drinking, making # 1 and 2, having belly rubbed, playing, did I say sleeping, rinse, repeat.


11,173 posted on 12/26/2005 3:45:20 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
JLo perfume

I heard about that, it makes you talk in an irritating voice and sweat a lot, especially while you are singing all out of tune.

11,174 posted on 12/26/2005 3:45:21 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76
*sneezes*

'Bless you!!

11,175 posted on 12/26/2005 3:45:34 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Did I mention that someone got him his own car seat thrown a while back and it went right to his head.


11,176 posted on 12/26/2005 3:46:19 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I sang out of tune before I put on the perfume!

I'm not sure if my voice would be considered "irritating."


11,177 posted on 12/26/2005 3:47:56 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Thank you. :-)


11,178 posted on 12/26/2005 3:48:36 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; A CA Guy; fanfan

I think I'm going to have to stick with body sprays. They aren't as strong.


11,179 posted on 12/26/2005 3:49:27 PM PST by tuliptree76
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I think I'm going to have to stick with body sprays. They aren't as strong.

Probably are, I wouldn't really know.

11,180 posted on 12/26/2005 3:51:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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