I loved the post that reproduced a prediction of a big Kerry win by Richard "You Ain't Gene Siskel" Roeper. He predicted
Bruuuuuuuuuuce would be singing "Glory Days" at the Kerry
inaugural, but the poster did his own parody:
"That's 318 electoral votes for Kerry, 220 for Bush. I can see the Boss playing President Kerry's Inaugural Ball now: "Glory days, glory days ..."
John Kerry claimed to be a big war hero back when I was in school.
Then he got caught in a lie 'bout his service; And now he looks like a fool.
He used to boast "Bring it on!" but now he just cries ... "Cut it out!"
But whenever he gets up in front of a crowd, he can't resist lyin' aboutttttt ........ his
Glory Days!! Now he just plays the part
Glory Days!! of a vet with a Purple Heart
Glory Days!! Glory Dayyyyyyys!!!