[PaulaB]

I'm out ..actually going to try and beat Friday traffic home... Hubby has Halloween scary movies waiting ;) nice fire...scary movies...lights off.... my kind of Friday night..of course tomorrow I'll wish I hadn't watched them


Max I am headed to a Halloween party tomorrow night so I CAN'T bail your butt out!!!!

[dorathexplorer]

>> Halloween Jokes
Random Halloween Joke

>> Halloween Joke #14 - Naughty Nun...


... A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun replies "That's okay, my name's Julian and this is just my Halloween costume!"

[Maximus of Texas]

What are you going as?

[EX52D]

Have a great weekend!

[r-q-tek86]

C Ya PaulaB. We want to see party photos next week!

[Millee]

ooooohhhhh I hope he hasn't rented "The Liquor Stores are Dry & the Bars are Closed"! That one scares the crap out of me!! {{{shiver}}} {{{shiver}}}

Have a good un, darlin!