A bunch of West Texas boys are standing on a hill, looking down over the heard of sheep below. They quickly start picking on the new guy in the group (a red raider) and tell him...
"Why don't you go down there and scr*w one of them sheep?"
The new guy says... "naw... you guys'd laugh at me"
"no we wouldn't... go on"
So he does.
Just as he really gets into it, all the guys start laughing.
"I knew that you would laugh at me!"
"We ain't laughing at you for doing the sheep... we're laughing cause you picked the ugly one!"
Man, does that bring back memories.