The professor was removing organs from the deceased before his students, all the while saying, ". . . and this is the heart, and this is the liver, and this is the kidney, and this is . . ."
"What the heck is the professor doing?" asked a student.
"Shh! He's giving an organ recital."
You heard about the little mouse who looked up, saw a bat, and thought it was his fairy godmother?
Bloodshed - where the Red Cross keeps the plasma
Cemetary - bone zone.
Headline: "Due to strike, grave-digging at cemetary will be done by skeleton crews"
A kid stole a sign from a nursery and stuck it in front of a funeral parlor. It read: "LET US DO YOUR PLANTING FOR YOU."
Undertaker - the last guy to let you down.
Good one sister ;)