Does it involve Michael Moore's sweat gland?
Should anything involve Michael Moore's sweat gland?
Step 2. Warming the continent of Antarctica -- It is simply wasteful to allow an entire continent to be ignored on a planet that is otherwise perfect for human civilization. Our plan is to use our “launch” facility to place large quantities of aluminum and other materials needed for a large (very large) mirror which will be positioned in space directly over the South Pole. A balance of forces between light pressure from the Sun and the gravitational attraction of Earth will maintain the mirror in an unstable balance point depending on the total size and mass required. The reflection of Sunlight onto the continent of Antarctica will mean that this land will no longer have six months of sunlight followed by six months of darkness. Instead, it will have six months of sunlight, followed by six months of double-sunlight. Once the mirror is in place, night will never fall on Antarctica again! Because the resultant warming would melt the ice and cause global sea levels to rise, our previously enacted plan of launching ice loads into orbit will be even more important. We must send sufficient ice off-planet to prevent ocean level rise. Our plan is to send it to Mars.