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To: Alice au Wonderland

There's no reason for haste, but there's no reason for prolonged delay, either. I think a day will be sufficient.

We could have other topics on which to base lists. We have had extended discussions about what we are bringing -- how about some talk about what we intend to leave behind?

I'll give an example: Mylar balloons ... don't need 'em. Bowling shoes, bowling balls, pins, alleys, et cetera ... not needed.


839 posted on 11/04/2005 7:44:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?


849 posted on 11/04/2005 8:05:57 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: NicknamedBob
things we won't need:

industrial strength foundation garments, anything that lifts and separates, Starbucks cards, moon boots, moon rocks, polyester leisure suits, Gremlins, Pintos, and Subaru Brats....

861 posted on 11/04/2005 8:20:09 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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