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To: Dead Corpse

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Do not pour liquids into your television set.


574 posted on 11/04/2005 1:25:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Prolonged use may cause swelling.
Discontinuing use for more than a week may cause irritability.
Shake, do not stir.
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
Use correct postage.
577 posted on 11/04/2005 1:32:00 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: fanfan
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Do not drink turpentine.
Do not inhale carbon monoxide.
Water may be good for you. Heavy water is not good for you. Do not drink heavy water.

< /nanny state rant >

583 posted on 11/04/2005 1:48:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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