[fanfan]

Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Look before driving.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

[Dead Corpse]

Warning: Product use while raining may produce unintended results.
Use while under the influence of alcohol could lead to blurred vision, increased respiration, and fatigue.
When the Captain turns the Seat Belt sign off, you will be free to move about the cabin.