[Dead Corpse]

She loves the Empire style for dresses. I still think she'd look great in a micro-skirt, but that ain't never gonna happen. Bias cut? No clue. She might though, I'll ask her.

One word: Utilikilt. Comes with a "privacy" snap. Nyah-nyah.... no standing under ladders for you.

Yeah... I did that already a few years ago. Seems sucky shelling out the extra dough for Mongo sized shirts only to have half a yard of cloth removed to make 'em fit every where else but still have the neck fit right.

[Alice au Wonderland]

In my mind, Utilikilt equals plaid diaper!

Truth to tell, it's not what's under the kilt so much as how good the a$$ and legs look with it.

The sporran, on the other hand....*Alice vaporizes into steam*