[Alice au Wonderland]

If?

I have to leave some room for "reasonable doubt" at my trial.

[NicknamedBob]

I don't want to cheat on my taxes.

I just want to be able to list as dependents all those people who actually are dependent on me.

Wife (1)
Kids (2)
Welfare Dependents (Marked by having an "Independence" card -- 27)
Useless Bureacratic Hangers-On (12)
Soldiers (1)
Presidents and Ex-Presidents (Bush, Ford, Bush divided by Carter, Clinton = 1.5)

So, with 45 and a half deductions, I could probably afford my taxes. Hmmm, should I round the half upward or down?