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I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

Infiltrate: To penetrate, or cause to penetrate, (a region or group) gradually or stealthily, so as to attack or the seize control from within.

Hmmm. Remedial vocabulary and basic boot camp.

This is your first warning.

There will be others? Copy the definitions of both "infiltrate" and "stealth" 250 times each, to be handed in first thing tomorrow morning.

Do not try and resist.

Try?There is no try. There is only do or do not. Right now, I cannot resist mocking you. Double remedial philosophy for you.

It is useless.

Nothing is ever "useless" for it can always be used as an example of what not to do, much like your post. Let's add Intro to Economics and Conservation.

Accept your fate.

I believe that what you meant to say was: "Do what I want, or else". This can only lead to the resistance which you claim is "useless". For this puerile threat, we shall add Intro to Logic, with an emphasis on circular arguments, and Beginner's Debate Club to your studies.

You will be assimilated.

You failed to note the source of your quote and your writing lacks both originality and wit. Please review the following: Book Reports - Part 1: Documentation and Introductory Creative Writing.

Grade: D. Re-write this abysmally simplistic post. Give us something that we can really sink our teeth into.

Professor Alice