I wish they would do a Cindy Sheehan inspired episode. They could rip her so well!
The problem with Cindy Sheehan is that she is much worse than Paris Hilton, so they would have to find a way to dispatch with her that is better than how they got rid of Paris Hilton.
Then again, maybe they should make her be Towelie's girlfriend since they both "have no idea what's goin' on."