My second oldest son smashed his toe in a window, not once but twice. Same window, same accident. I guess he forgot.
My oldest son once fell out of a tree, miraculously not killing himself. Seems they were playing "tree dodge ball" with a football. If he hadn't hit the large branch on the way down, which bruised his ribs and flipped him over, he may have hit hard enough to be killed or paralyzed.
Me? I set a couch on fire with matches when I was very young.
Fix that window!! My sister had a window that was propped with a stick - her son (was two at the time) pulled the stick out and the window crashed onto his thumb, severing a portion of it off. I will never forger that horrible day. Who would have known that a window could do that?