Sorry Oprah, my give a damn is busted where these type of societal hacks are concerned.
I agree with this assessment on this subject.
Book plot: Spoiled rich kid with tough-guy attitude and severe alcoholism/crack addiction has his parents pay for a stay at the exclusive Hazelden clinic in Minnesota.
ie., Y - A - W - N
Can you boil it down a little?
Hey, here's a "novel" idea for the recreational drug losers out there.
TRY GETTING HIGH ON LIFE, the life God gave you ungrateful brats!