Where DO you get all that energy?
From us...
"From souls trapped in jars in the basement, insidiously gaining powers beyond comprehension.."
Oops... wrong field guide entry...
*eyes shift left and right*
[slides thumb down from entry "Sheare, Dark" over to "9, Grannie"]
*nervous laugh*
"Boundless energy is gained from the prankish nature of the grandchildren, and laughing with friends online in the strange place known as 'DD'.."